Thread: Top 10 jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival

the top 10 festival funnies judged be:

1) nick helm: "i needed password 8 characters long picked snow white , 7 dwarves."

2) tim vine: "crime in multi-storey car parks. wrong on many different levels."

3) hannibal buress: "people 'i'm taking 1 day @ time'. know what? everybody. that's how time works."

4) tim key: "drive-thru mcdonalds more expensive thought... once you've hired car..."

5) matt kirshen: "i playing chess friend , said, 'let's make interesting'. stopped playing chess."

6) sarah millican: "my mother told me, don't have put in mouth don't want to. made me eat broccoli, felt double standards."

7) alan sharp: "i in band called prevention, because hoped people better cure."

8 ) mark watson: "someone asked me - rather give up, food or sex. neither! i'm not falling 1 again, wife."

9) andrew lawrence: "i admire these phone hackers. think have lot of patience. can't bothered check own voicemails."

10) deanne smith: "my friend died doing loved ... heroin."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-14646532

5) matt kirshen: "i playing chess friend , said, 'let's make interesting'. stopped playing chess."


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